Craigslist is the only place left on the internet that's really pure. It hasn't been watered down by anyone's agenda or littered with so many terrible ads that you can't even navigate a page.

You can still find drugs, prostitutes, and probably half a turtle all on Craigslist. And they're cheap too!

So whether you're looking for a good time or just a good deal, go to your neighborhood Craigslist to find whatever you need.

These sellers here are offering some truly once in a lifetime products that you're not going to want to miss. So scroll through and then see if you can track down any of these sickos and make a deal.

You can probably haggle them down to one red paperclip if you try hard enough.